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The Ultimate T-Shirt for the Obsessed Home Barista
Elevate your coffee game and your wardrobe with our "Things I Do In My Spare Time (Or While I’m Awake)" t-shirt. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a tribute to the precision, science, and slight madness of specialty coffee culture.
Designed specifically for the coffee nerd who knows that 1 gram of water or 1 degree of temperature makes all the difference, this tee features a curated grid of the "essential" daily tasks:
- Dialing in the grind for that perfect extraction.
- Monitoring brew specs because every gram counts
- Watching James Hoffmann for the latest caffeine wisdom
- Discussing complex taste notes like "hints of chocolate and citrus"
- Planning the next cup before the first one is even finished
A guaranteed conversation starter and the perfect gift for coffee lovers, baristas and fellow members of the specialty coffee community.
Premium Comfort & Quality
Crafted for those who appreciate the finer things, this t-shirt is built for all-day comfort, whether you're standing over a pour-over or hunting for rare beans online:
- Buttery Soft Fabric: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that feels broken-in from the very first wear.
- Unisex Retail Fit: Designed with a sleek, modern tailored fit and side-seams that ensure it keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Lightweight & Breathable: The perfect weight for year-round wear in your favourite local cafe or home brewing station.
Fabric blends
- Ash and Heather Prism colours 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather and Solid Blend colours 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
