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Fuel Your Focus: The "Chance of Productivity" Coffee Lover's Tee
Whether you’re a programmer deep in a coding marathon, a student pulling an all-nighter, or a professional who speaks exclusively in "caffeine" this t-shirt is your new daily uniform. Featuring a clever, data-driven design, the "Chance of Productivity" tee visually maps out the direct correlation between your coffee intake and your ability to function.
From the "2% Pre-Coffee" gloom to the "100% Refill" lightning strike of genius, this shirt captures the relatable journey of every high-achiever who relies on their favourite brew to power through the day.
- The Perfect "Nerd" Aesthetic: A minimalist, infographic-style design that blends humor with a sleek, modern look.
- Gift for Coffee Addicts: The ultimate birthday or holiday gift for the person who always has a mug in hand.
- Don't leave your output to chance. Grab this shirt and let the world know exactly where you stand on the productivity scale (and how close you are to your next refill).
Premium Comfort & Quality
Crafted for those who appreciate the finer things, this t-shirt is built for all-day comfort, whether you're standing over a pour-over or hunting for rare beans online:
- Buttery Soft Fabric: Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that feels broken-in from the very first wear.
- Unisex Retail Fit: Designed with a sleek, modern tailored fit and side-seams that ensure it keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Lightweight & Breathable: The perfect weight for year-round wear in your favourite local cafe or home brewing station.
Fabric blends
- Ash and Heather Prism colours 99% cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather and Solid Blend colours 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic Heather and Black Heather 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dry clean
